Random college kid:
Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
I, um. I-I don't care?
*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
do mermaids get high off of sea weed
mermaids dont exist
thanks science side of tumblr
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything